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■ NAME:  Jake English.
■ CANON: Homestuck, [s] Collide.
■ AGE:  16.
■ STATUS: Recovering from emotional distress, but you know. He's a god so everything is okay.

■ PHYSICAL AFFECTION:  Yes! He'll be awkward about it, but by all means, go for it. Sometimes he gets a little flustered and wiggly depending on how much affection you're giving him.. (but he secretly likes it, really.)
■ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE:  OH GOD YES. Jake loves fighting. Whether it be with an enemy or with a friend. Jake is all about wrestling and thinks it's super manly.. or something stupid like this..
■ RELATIONSHIPS:  You can try! He's a confused teenager at the moment who just had a bad break up in canon, so it probably won't go anywhere unless there is much CR. So much CR. However, expect big school boy crushes almost immediately. Jake has been isolated from people his whole life, so everybody is pretty at the moment. So, so pretty.
■ MENTAL INFORMATION: Yes, you may use telepathic powers on him. Jake's mind is really a mess. Anybody looking into his mind will probably find him to be pretty insecure with himself and basically everything— struggling with many trials and confusion. They'll also find he's actually rather sad in the long run.
■ MEDICAL INFORMATION:  The kid has had a lot of concussions and head aches, but that's because he's stupid and stares at flashing lights on his helmet or falls from trees like a dumbass.
■ OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: Nothing, really. Just don't bash his grandma. 

■ PLAYER: Fidgey
■ CONTACT: justaways
■ BACKTAGGING:  YES. I'm very slow, so please cope with me. I'm willing to backtag anything and sometimes will ask you if we can backtag things!
■ THREADHOPPING:  YEP. I love that crazy shit.
■ FOURTHWALLING:  I don't mind! Speaking of, Jake is very much into comic books and movies. He will more than likely recognize popular characters (I'm looking at you, Neytiri, Lara Croft and Mystique) but won't point them out or try to 4th wall the and say they're from a fictional verse and get all bleeped out. He'll just know about them. If you want him to not recognize your character at all, please leave a comment here and I'll make him play dumb.
■ ACTION VS PROSE:  I prefer action but I can prose.
■ OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS:  Nothing. Nadda. I'm good.

■ ANYTHING ELSE? I live in the Eastern Time Zone and I'm active usually after 7 PM every night since I work 40 hours a week. I can be a slow tagger, but I'm all about back tagging! If you need to contact me, plurk or discord would be the quickest way.