grandpa egbert juniordad (
kringlefuck) wrote2012-11-26 08:18 pm
100 head canons
it's okay to not like things, but don't be a dick about it.
- has tanned skin.
- has thick, long lashes.
- carries an accent similar to Australian, but it wavers inconsistently.
- is constantly trembling. Sometimes you cannot visibly see it, but it can be felt through a long embrace.
- is a masochist.
- would be diagnosed with anxiety problems.
- carries an addictive gene.
- bites his nails.
- knows how to ballroom dance rather well.
- cannot carry a tune / bad at singing.
- loves singing anyway.
- has acrophobia. (fear of heights)
- is double jointed.
- has a mild case of agoraphobia. (anxiety triggered by the environment)
- into gun play.
- snores and talks in sleep.
- carries too much testosterone, thus has more body hair than the average dude his age.
- can curl his tongue.
- has a bit of stomach fat.
- has a high tolerance of pain.
- enjoys writing and journalism.
- excels at impersonations.
- constantly forgets things due to numerous concussions.
- big boned.
- watched mainly British comedies as a child.
- takes joy out of setting things on fire.
- has a fascination with dead things.
- is a romantic.
- into blood play.
- cracks his knuckles and other joints a lot out of habit.
- is a lightweight at drinking.
- has agonophilia (sexual arousal by fighting.)
- cannot whistle.
- knows a bunch of animal calls though.
- knows French. (or a good deal of it.)
- stands at about 5'10"
- finds thunderstorms fascinating.
- enjoys counting things (especially stars.)
- is 7.5 inches in length.
- has rough feeling skin.
- has coarse feeling hair
- missing a pre-molar on his upper right.
- is a heavy sleeper.
- co-dependent; doesn't like to be alone.
- sleeps in the buff occasionally.
- likes drawing but isn't really good at it.
- talks to himself out of habit.
- can do a backwards hand stand.
- really flexible.
- cannot do a cartwheel.
- can do the moon walk.
- really good at spinning his guns in his hands.
- can hold his breath for a long time.
- prefers boxers.
- could play percussion if he tried.
- self conscious of his image (especially his teeth.)
- has a sensitive stomach.
- thinks summer is the best time of the year.
- has of a fear of being disliked.
- sometimes pretends he's Spiderman.
- enjoys waking up by singing.
- likes to sleep with a lot of pillows and comforters like its a fort or something.
- but also likes sleeping on the ground outside.
- has a habit of chewing on things, like pencils for example.
- hates throwing up more than like anything.
- can making farting noises with his hands
- finds the above hilarious and always will.
- has overactive sweat glands.
- puts on too much cologne for dates.
- likes to taste foreign objects for his own curiosity.
- gets jittery at times and can only satisfy this by getting up and running around.
- talks with his hands using big gestures.
- believes in pretty much every paranormal thing
- this includes people somewhere out there with blue complexion.
- typically sleeps on his back with his arms stretched above his head or curled up in a ball on his side.
- loves to have his hair caressed.
- is afraid of dying alone.
- has a good knowledge about all different types of spiders.
- also studies about the skeletal system (mainly the skull.)
- secretly wishes he could be a comic book artist.
- indulges in classical, opera and old timey music.
- is a complete dog person.
- really likes chick flicks.
- knows a good deal about space and the constellations too.
- loves sun basking.
- likes to be read stories.
- has a stuttering issue.
- is dealthly afraid of public speaking; hides it well.
- into roleplaying.
- into breath deprivation.
- horrible kisser.
- knows a great deal of survival skills like building fires and shit.
- has a thing for suits and ties.
- computer and gadget savvy to a degree.
- learning how to taxidermy.
- has hair on his hands.
- gets cold easily.
- likes rugby.
- enjoys a good game of cards or billiards (once he learns how to play.)
- an early riser. always eager to get things going.
