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[kringlefuck]

Salutations my dear comeraderies! Apologies as i have my heels tied currently and am unable to exchange a good jargon with you all.
If youll be so kind as to leave me a message ill get to it when im properly finished getting my hands soiled and am more available to you at a more convenient time!
An adventurer lives a busy life and i am no exception.

Best of luck to you all.
:)

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text;

[overbiterestart]

Greetings Jake! I was just wondering what you were up to?
Just doing my routine checking up on you. Hoo hoo! :)

back dating this to monday, july 15th in the afternoon.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ it takes him awhile to reply back, but alas, he does. ]}

Jane!
Its been a good while since i have seen you cyan text bounce across my communicator. I fret ive been a bit absent lately with my own activities but i am finally recuperating here in my hammock.

I am doing well. I have been busying myself digging holes as of late.

text.

[unstable]

i need your assistance

text.

[kringlefuck]

Miss princess!
I dare say that is you am i right?

Only you would make such an impertinent demand without saying please!
How can i help you?

text; backdated to august 15th (also take your time getting back to this<3)

[overbiterestart]

Jake.
Do you mind coming to my room?
I think you and I need to talk.
And this is different from any other talk we've had.
Just.
Oh gracious it's so hard to explain what I need to speak to you for.
It just needs to happen before we further healing our friendship.

[Fueled by a conversation had with one (1) Roxy Lalonde.]

text;

[kringlefuck]

Are you wanting to speak in person about some sort of matter mam?

text; 10/19 3AM

[ex_timaeus386]

Hey.
Apologies for the late as fuck text.
I got my talk on with Roxy.
Figured I should do the same with you.
Talking, I mean.
She got all up and informant on me about the situation. As in, y'all having been here for a year; longer in her case. So I get that shit changes, and that you and I are old as fuck news.
The thing is, we're not for me. Which makes this hells of awkward. Might be a year for you but this shit went down less than a week ago from my perspective.
You've had a year to get over those feelings and shit, so you've had some mad time to get back to bro levels of emotions.

[ He realizes he's rambling; stops. Breathes. ]

That said.
The offer to talk stands.

text; 1.2

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ ohhh hell nooo. Not ready for this, nope. Definitely not ready.
You can do this, English. Really, you can. It's just— why did he have to start off a conversation like that?
Especially when he was trying to sleep too.

He's going to— yeah— let's not really touch on this subject much. ]</sub>
Strider!
Good gosh i have been waiting for you to get your silly-self here.

As enthralled as i am to have you here in our presence finally, um.
Dont you think it is rather early in the morning for this kind of chit-chat?

Early as in the middle of the night?

I understand your brain chemistry is wired in such a way that mayhaps you are not sleeping well but im not entirely awake for this.

_{[ there you go. Good excuse. Now time to roll back over and get to this at a more conscious time— and when his spine isn't feeling like jello. ]}

2.2

[kringlefuck]

_{[ —but no. He's honestly really tired of avoiding stuff like this. It's what caused a big mess to start with, so.. ]}

Oh to the blazes of holy hell with it.
Are you wanting to discuss this now in person?

action; early morning 10/20;

[drunkenfist]

[ so after getting a very interesting text, roxy drops her device, storms out onto the deck, slams her hands down on the raining and calls out: ]

Jake! Jake, goddammit I know you're in there! You get your ass out here and you talk to me right now!

[ she mad. ]

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ Jake, of course, seems very very confused at all of this. His tree house his right across from her bedroom, and so, he walks out on his own little deck, pulling one of hide hoodies around him cause it's rather nippy this morning. At least he had shorts on.

Jake yawns, then looks at Roxy in a bit of worry from across the high space that was distancing them.... and keeping him safe. ]</sub>

Good morning, Roxy.
Are you quite alright?

text; post-Roxy blow up

[ex_timaeus386]

Holy fuck.
I have no fucking idea what she said but I'm sure she was pissed off.
I wanted advice, not for her to rip your face off.
(Metaphorically.)
Sorry, bro.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ Jake doesn't respond for the longest time.
When he finally does, however, it is very brief and to the point. ]}

I hope i never blossom feelings for anybody else again.

11/16 | late

[ex_timaeus386]

[ Ok his arms are mostly full and getting up the ladder is a pain in the dick so he isn't even going to bother knocking before he just barges into the treehouse.

He dumps blankets and a couple containers of ice cream and spoons on the floor, closing the hatch behind him. Because clearly a shitty night calls for piles of blankets and ice cream and best friends.

Only when the door is closed and he's kneeling on the floor, straightening his shades, does he finally speak. ]

Hey.

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ Well. Of course he is a disgusting mess of tears and snot in his hammock, coiled up in a little ball with a blanket halfway over him. Being outside during the cold weather wasn't good for him, but he was too stubborn to present himself into Roxy's home for the winter time.

As it gets colder he'll probably eventually give in.

Snoooorrrrrkkk.

Yeah, he just blew his nose on his blanket. ]</sub>

—Shucks, Strider. You didn't have'ta bring all that with you.

_{[ Jake presses the heel of his palm into one of his eyes, wiping it off and sort of— nosing his way out of the blanket slightly. He watches Dirk intently his puffed eyes, nose wrinkling. ]}

—You know, I didn't want you here, but I also didn't want to keep running away, I reckon. It's really infuriating. I promise I won't run, but I always do.
Why do I keep doing that?

text | 11/17 | evening

[ex_timaeus386]

Consider this an S.O.S.
Sort of an emergency, yo.
Meet me in the center of the fire district ASAP.

like 20 minutes later.

[kringlefuck]

Ah im apologetic for the late response strider.
What is the trouble?

[ectobiological]

hey dude!
it is your birthday today too isn't it?
it better be because i did not just spend all this awesome adult money on you for no reason!!
it is probably the coolest present you are going to get today hehe.
so get out of your stupid tree.

[kringlefuck]

Some sort of present?
John good heavens you didnt need to do anything of that sort!

[ex_timaeus386]

S'up bro.
I hear it is December the first, which means it is one hell of an important date.
I'm getting my birthday wishes on, yo.
I refuse to be a sappy fuck, as that shit ain't my style.
Just know that you are one rad motherfucker, and I'm glad you exist and shit.
Happy birthday, Jake.

[kringlefuck]

Haha oh my it seems word is getting about isnt it?
Thank ole pal. Words like that really means a lot.

sent midnight, 12/26

[drunkenfist]

hey jake
jaaaaaake
jake
have i got ur attention yet
or should i paint myself blue
or
well
my text i guess
cuz im sry to say that if ur getting this message its cuz im not there anymore
okay wow that was a really lame way 2 start this
sorry
but yeah um
i wrote one up for dirk already
im writing one up 4 all of u
all the friends i got left but ESPECIALY u & the other two
my best friends
the ppl ive known most of my life and the ones i guess i cant miss???
since ur
yknow
@ home w/ me
except i think i rly will miss u
because theres a special kinda development that we all got here in zodion when we dont involve shit like the batterbitch & the game
and all that other sorta bullshit
but jake
i just wanted 2 let u know that
i was never mad at you
and i never hated you
u ticked me off a lot but you were just bein urself and doin what any good friend shouldve
i dont hold it against you
none of it
i love you kid do u know that
youre one of my besties
and i know i reacted harshly and i got no excuse for it
but im sorry
and i wanted to let you know that youll be fine
i know you will
youve got dirk jane and azula
and all ur other friends
so youre gonna be AWESOME here
theres still so much of the world left to discover and holy hell
arent u just the adventurepants kinda guy to do it????
oop sorry adventure*SHORTS ;)
just cuz im not there no more doesnt mean you shouldnt go out and have awesome adventures
you should never give that up ok?
get urself a dog
name it finn or some other dumb name
and just... explore!!!
shits begging for it
dont miss me too much
cuz knowing me & knowing this place??
i wont be gone for too long
just make sure you give me one helluva welcome back

received 12/26, also 1/???

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ hoooot damn, that was a nice relaxing evening in the hot springs— though coming home to Roxy's house late at night kept him shivering. He's been very quiet and even clean with his stay at her place until the weather warms up for his tree house, so he sneaks in as quietly as possible and goes straight to his room.

The guy is just going to sleep well tonight, feeling all content and at ease. He actually just crashes on his bed and curls up without turning on a light.

Though, after a moment, he realizes his device has a message, so he rolls over to read it. ]</sub>

2/???

[kringlefuck]

_{[ wow that's a lot of pink. He's jsut going to sit up in the dark and kick his legs over the side of the bed, prcoessing all of these sentences... all of this.. pink.. all of this Roxy here. ]}

post-date | Jan 1st

[ex_timaeus386]

Jake.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ probably not the best thing for Jake to respond to, but— ]}

There the fuck you are! Consarn it strider you just come and go as you fucking please dont you??
Where the devilshits have you been? Ive been worried sick you left too!

This has been the horse-shittest christmas i hope you realize that!