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Salutations my dear comeraderies! Apologies as i have my heels tied currently and am unable to exchange a good jargon with you all.
If youll be so kind as to leave me a message ill get to it when im properly finished getting my hands soiled and am more available to you at a more convenient time!
An adventurer lives a busy life and i am no exception.

Best of luck to you all.
:)

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Miss princess!
I dare say that is you am i right?

Only you would make such an impertinent demand without saying please!
How can i help you?

i have unfortunately found myself in a bit of a predicament and am in need of someone to have sexual intercourse with

[ Well, she does get straight to the point. Not very alluring, is it? ]

Have you checked with your previous romancer if he would be interested in another round?

_{[ that is rude, Jake. ]}

[ So very rude. ]

i can attempt to find another if the thought of being with me displeases you.

_{[ ! ]}

Dadblast.
Its not that i desire *not* to engage in such activities with you madam!
Im just a rather cockamamie goofoff of sorts and might be thought of substandard in correlation to your position of royalty.

But...
Ummm.
If you are saying such things as a request to me as your humble ole servant i suppose i dont have much of a say in the matter?

_{[ he likes to get ordered around ok. ]}

the constant depreciation of yourself is incredibly unattractive and is hardly making this any easier for me and i wish not to command you to have intercourse with me i would prefer at least the decision to be yours and the orders can wait until we get into the bedroom

Gulp!
Sorry miss.

Id be happy to engage in such things with you. In fact if i were to be extraordinarily honest here on my part id say i was a tad disappoint you already had somebody to aid you the first go!

Um. Is that kind what you wanted to hear?