001 ☠ text / action for CHERRYGROVE CITY

[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ It didn't really matter at the precise moment that he was put into some new and foreign world several days ago. Rather, the fact it was so chilly out— it was unbearable. Yet, Jake had found himself a place to settle in the nearest Pokemon Center he could find. It took him running through grass and avoiding every single terrifying Pokemon that appeared, but he got to the Pokemon Center as quick as possible. Still frazzled at the entire situation, he can finally relax on a sofa in the lobby area, teeth chattering and shivers going up his spine as he tries to figure out how to work the contraption in his back pack.

He had figured out most of everything else, but took his time to figure out the texting feature. Once his anxiety to speak to others was driven (or frightened) out of him, he finally took the liberty to text. Needless to say, his Cubone, was secure safely in its Pokeball. In fact, he hadn't even taken it out yet... and nobody was surprised. No wonder he was running from wild Pokemon and not fighting with them. ]</sub>

Erm yes hello?
Oh golly-bob there it goes sending out a message to you all. Well thats fan friggen tastic i thought all the jitters were out of my system but evidently not.
I dont know horsey-jack about introducing myself or greeting other trainers.. or what the devil flipping shits im supposed to be doing at this present time but i am residing in a pokemon center i believe freezing my caboose off in this frigid weather.
Have you heard the expression its colder than a witchs tata in an iron bra before?
Because it is!

Oh kitty whiskers.
Maybe thats not the cleanest analogy to use i swear.
*SEE* i told you i was terrible at all of this!!
But if anybody wants a friend my name is jake.
Jake english.
And im going to go away now.







Oh! Btw is there anyway to escape this confounded music?
It seems to be following me and its rather haunting if you were to ask me.
Um thank you.

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[gumshoebreeder]

[She looks really dumbfounded. But. She needed to come over video for this.]

....Jake? I can't believe this. [Is he wearing pants????????]

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Holy shit. His first response is from one of his friends back home. This was totally awesome.
One of his really good friends too. ]}

Jane!!
Shoot am i happy to see you!
Wow actually *SEE* you! You can do such things like that? How do i do t

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Then there is a video of Jake, making all sorts of weird faces at his device aaaand-- ]}

Gosh darn it— I don't think it's.. wait..

_{[ ... ]}

Jane! Yes, hello!! I believe I might have figured it out. Though I particularly remember various deets on this matter but I've been too unsettled to actually sit down and operate it.

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[gumshoebreeder]

[Quirky as always, and for now she's going to push aside the fact that she is still a little wary of him. They are still at odds where she was pulled. But that doesn't matter right now, what matters is....]

Jake please tell me you're dressed warmly. I would hate for you to catch a cold out here. It's freezing you know.

[....Mm.]

Are you okay? [That was important, right?]

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[freshprints]

[Hmm. Colored courier. This is getting to be a trend by now — and one that's not particularly difficult to recognize.]

Are you the Jake who's friends with Dirk Strider?

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Huh? Somebody already mentioning Dirk? This is too weird and it's honestly freaking him out a little.
There can only be one answer. ]}

Huh?
What has he told you about me??
I havent done anything i promise!!

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[timelymaid]

jake!
oh wait
you wouldnt remember if youre saying that
how rude!
at any rate i am aradia megido and its nice to see you typing again jake :)
you missed christmas and birthday month you know

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ mysterious red text person how does everybody know him.. ]}

Are you some kind of mind reading witch???? Is that what is going on right now??
What do you mean i missed christmas and birthday month? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

_{[ SOBBBBB. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. ]}

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[gardentrainer]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Look at the bubbly and happy face of your grandma/granddaughter.]

Jake! It's nice to see you. I mean, your text I guess! The last time I saw you, you were in bright yellow underwear and we didn't really get to talk. Now we can talk a lot more though! Hi, Jake!

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ HOLY SHIT ITS GRANDMA...
Jake actually jerks the device back and then leans in close before turning his video on. ]}

Jade! Goodness gracious you're here too and you're not spooky looking anymore!
What the hell happened? What on Earth are you doing here.. and being your typical bubbly-not-barking self!

[TEXT]

[moveslikestrider]

nope the music is here to stay
you get a switch during battles
and when you earn five badges you get your own battle theme
i got some sick tunes for mine
so sup
aside from the cold weather jade going crazy about you showing up

[kringlefuck]

_{[ That red text gets the harshest glare. ]}
Hal?
I certainly hope thats not you some how.

[islandshore]

[Waaait a minute. This green text, that strange phrasing. It all seems so vaguely familiar.

This demands further investigation.]

Well, looks like everyone's already given you a warm welcome. Don't know how much of the welcome spiel you've already gotten, but just in case it hasn't been nailed in already, you're better off trying to tune out the music.

Helps if you don't spend months stuck in the same town. Especially Violet City.

[kringlefuck]

Eughhh nono that sounds horrendous id rather not stay stuck anywhere if i can help it.
There isnt any way at all to make it stop???

Text;

[tentacletrainer]

Wonderful!
We now have 3/4ths of the parents here.
I had high hopes that you'd join us soon.
What a shame that you decided to use text rather than show us your handsome face.

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ hksjfhdf why does this keep happening! people keep flirting with him back home and now here too.. whhyy .. ]}

Ahhh mysterious purpley pink text please dont say things like that im not really that handsome honestly.
Uh.. how do you even know what i look like? Its really nothing impressive!

[voice]

[soundmind]

[Usually she would respond in text, but she has to get this out somehow someway.]

Um...

[Brilliant.]

I've never heard any of those expressions that you said just now, so...congratulations, I learned something new?

[Oh, that's rude!!! She clears her throat and tries again:]

Hi, welcome to Johto, Jake. There's no way to turn off the music, though, I'm sorry. I'm always up for making friends though, my name is Maka Albarn.

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[kringlefuck]

Oh! There is the voicing feature!

_{[ He sounds like he nasaly voice with an Australian accent. ]}

Yes, hello— Maka, was it?
Have you been here long?

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[usedswift]

[Tenten had to read the message over several times to try to get around several words and phrases she's never heard of. Even excusing the language barrier, this is just-- nonsense.]

Where are you from?! щ(゜ロ゜щ)

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ in the most nonchalant thought.. ]}
Erm.
Hellmurder island.

Is that an emoticon youre using?

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[heartsplintered]

The mighty downfall of the shorts-wearing English. Pants are looking mighty fine right about now, aren't they?
Stay put, dude. I'll grab Dave and his dragons and come get you.
Where are you?

[Which is to say holy fuck he was not prepared to see you again yet. Goddammit.]

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[kringlefuck]

Oh well there you are i was just antsy with anticipation wondering when the ole mysterious strider would rear his orange font into my conversation.

Good show! You havent disappointed me.
Um.
Im actually quite fine where i am...
I think..
Possibly.

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ wait.. ]}

This isnt imaginary strider right?
Cackling codfish there are entirely too many of you about and i feel like i always get all shanghaied into some sort of extravagant joke or misconception and its really starting to be a bugger.

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[imthe_shit]

Can't say I've heard that expression before, no.

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[kringlefuck]

Ah?
The witchs tata one?

Now you know! Isnt it the greatest! :D