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001 ☠ text / action for CHERRYGROVE CITY

_{[ It didn't really matter at the precise moment that he was put into some new and foreign world several days ago. Rather, the fact it was so chilly out— it was unbearable. Yet, Jake had found himself a place to settle in the nearest Pokemon Center he could find. It took him running through grass and avoiding every single terrifying Pokemon that appeared, but he got to the Pokemon Center as quick as possible. Still frazzled at the entire situation, he can finally relax on a sofa in the lobby area, teeth chattering and shivers going up his spine as he tries to figure out how to work the contraption in his back pack.

He had figured out most of everything else, but took his time to figure out the texting feature. Once his anxiety to speak to others was driven (or frightened) out of him, he finally took the liberty to text. Needless to say, his Cubone, was secure safely in its Pokeball. In fact, he hadn't even taken it out yet... and nobody was surprised. No wonder he was running from wild Pokemon and not fighting with them. ]}Erm yes hello?
Oh golly-bob there it goes sending out a message to you all. Well thats fan friggen tastic i thought all the jitters were out of my system but evidently not.
I dont know horsey-jack about introducing myself or greeting other trainers.. or what the devil flipping shits im supposed to be doing at this present time but i am residing in a pokemon center i believe freezing my caboose off in this frigid weather.
Have you heard the expression its colder than a witchs tata in an iron bra before?
Because it is!

Oh kitty whiskers.
Maybe thats not the cleanest analogy to use i swear.
*SEE* i told you i was terrible at all of this!!
But if anybody wants a friend my name is jake.
Jake english.
And im going to go away now.

Oh! Btw is there anyway to escape this confounded music?
It seems to be following me and its rather haunting if you were to ask me.
Um thank you.

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And you have *dragons* in your possession?

_{[ his eyes are so big rn. ]}

Negative, actually.
They're my brother's dragons.

_{[ !!!! ]}

YOUR MOVIE FAMOUS BROTHER IS HERE???

Jesus dicks, Jake.
Yes, he's here.
Except he's our age and he doesn't make movies.
Yet, I guess. I dunno.

Im talking to him right now!
This is so invigorating!

Ah are you with him at this very moment? Is jade also with you?
I have no fudging idea what the frigs is going on but im willing to accommodate and go with who ever!
It beats being alone i reckon!

Both, and yes.
It does beat being alone.
Have you had the chance to talk to someone about your Pokémon?
Or, you know. Possibly obtain some more weather-appropriate clothing?

I talked to the pink haired lady and she told me how to get it to stop crying but i embarrassed myself doing so.
Shame to say.
I dont want to go into detail about it.

Im wearing *two* shirts mister strider!
Top notch and fit for the weather conditions.
You need not to be fretting about me.
;)

That's Nurse Joy, Jake.
And I'm not really sure why you think I'm surprised by the concept of you embarrassing yourself.
I'm sure you weren't as bad as you think you were.

Yeah, and one of them is a t-shirt. It's the end of December, Jake, you need a coat.
And some actual fucking pants.

We're coming to get you anyway, though.
Jane's here.
We should all spend New Year's together.

Im in pants thank you very much!
They just arent very long.
You could say they are... rather *short*!!
:D

Oh that sounds lovely actually.
I dont know what the devilwieners im doing here so i reckon some assistance would be quite alright.
What say you to that champ?
You sound pretty eager to see me.

Oh my fucking God, Jake.
Yes, I know.
I'm rather intimately aware of how very short your "pants" are.
Micro-short, in fact.
Like, I'm impressed you can keep your ass in those things.

Good, because it's happening whether it sounds lovely or not.
Dave and Jade and I will be there to get you in some heinous amount of hours because we're going by dragon.
And we're getting you pants and a coat before we leave because otherwise your bodyparts will freeze and fall off of you.
I think Jane would be pretty upset if I brought you back here for New Year's a paraplegic.

Ah thats correct!
With the proper maneuvering and tucking i can get my caboose in just fine!

Wait..

..I mean i put them on like any ordinairy person. I dont understand what the deal is bringing up my shorts all the time.
Between you and your auto replying contraption.

Um. Anyway.
I discovered im in cherrygrove city!
I hope that isnt too far.
Should i just stay here?

Holy fucking shit.

Cherry Grove isn't too far.
It was something like thirty-two hours for Dave to get to New Bark to get me, but Cherry Grove was a stop we made along the way.
Just stay put, dude.
Anywhere you try to go you'll run into wild 'mon and I don't think you want that.

How.. long am i going to have to simply wait here then?
Where are you residing presently?

Couple of hours, bro.
Go talk it up to Nurse Joy, chase you some tail.
I'm in Ecruteak, working on suiting up for the trip.

Ack!!
No shes too pretty ill get the butterfly flitters all over again and itll be horrible!
I guess i could just... um.
Play with my little poke-fella here.

Im nervous to take it out of the ball again.

I see now why you have a very short list of romantic endeavors.
What'd you get as your starter, anyway?

Ah! Let me show you and have a gander at!

_{[ Jake finally puts himself on video after a moment and holds up his Cubone, carrying it under its little armpits. He rests his head on top of the creature's skull. They both look at the screen for a moment, then Jake speaks. ]}

Innit cute?
I'm just all sorts of nervous about caring for it.

[He doesn't change his setting to video-- yet. Maybe he'll change his mind, but for now just looking at Jake is a bit of a start.]

Cubone. Fitting, I think.

I'm going to be the greatest guardian for this lil' guy! Don't ya think?
I'm really nervous, but I've spoken with some people and I think it'll all be peachy in due time.

Which one do you have?

[He inhales slowly, exhales just as slowly, and opens his eyes again. Flicks the video on.]

Wingull.

[He and aforementioned Wingull are wearing matching scarves, Jake.]

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